May 2013
how am i meant to control my life i can’t even control my hair
ryaninwonderland:
onfiregeek:
ryaninwonderland:
who ever said high school was the best 4 years of their life must have had a really fast metabolism and was probably really popular and had lots of friends and got good grades and did not have social anxiety
Maybe they discovered Tumblr during high school?
yep that’s it
sixsteen:
i ship me and money
beerito:
“are u crying?” “no I just have swag in my eye”
people: wow your tumblr is so depressing
me: yeah imagine feeling like that
brvdleysoileau:
how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl
handgunsx:
perks of not having a thigh gap:
when food drops on your lap, you can catch it
“Why Society Still Needs Feminism
Because to men, a key is a device to open...”
– Caitlin O’Donnell, Drake University. (via on-another-note)
lameborghini:
*sends u nudes but just as a friend*
girls at the beach: giggles as they jump over the small waves while squealing cutely
me at the beach: falls face first into a 2 metre wave which i get out of covered in sand and choking on seaweed
chickensandwich:
when i have tons of money i will still buy cheap clothes because then i can have 100 articles of clothing for the price of 1 really expensive designer item and i will have a lot of money left for food
peanutbutta:
It either takes me 5 months to read a book or I read five of them in 2 days. There is no inbetween.
“Something else is hurting you — that’s why you need pot or whiskey, or whips and...”
– Charles Bukowski (via girllikesappho)
aepicstranger:
thisretrodreamisneverending:
In physics the other day my teacher started having this coughing fit
so he says ‘I THINK SATAN IS CHOKING ME’
and I just went ‘Sorry’ and he stopped coughing
omg I think everyone in my class is terrified now.
i am still laughing at this from like twenty minutes ago
magnezone:
draw things on my back with your finger so i can fall asleep/ in love with you
sweeneytad:
*dentist slaughters family in front of you*
they’re bleeding because you don’t floss
fit-and-healthy-for-tomorrow:
I don’t understand why all these people are scared of gaining muscle? What’s wrong with muscle?
trillow:
i hate talking to someone and they’re suddenly less enthusiastic in their responses than last time and i spend ages wondering if i’ve somehow annoyed or offended them
bedquest:
I AM GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH
WITH MY OWn mouth
softly
because i like you
“I like teenagers. They are in the area of conflict between the person that they...”
– John Green on why he writes young adult, the fault in our stars interview (via barbieandken)
You lift heavy weights? Why are you doing that?
Because I want to be strong and fit...
Lifting heavy is going to make you bulky.
No it's not...but even if it did, I'd rather be bulky with muscle than with fat.
frowl:
i am three years behind in my math homework
frowl:
i am three years behind in my math homework
Stupid auto correct made me look stupider on tumblr!
netlfix:
*holds wedding reception at mcdonalds*
